Funniest From 6-01-2009
Funniest From 6-01-2009
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Last summer I took my 10 year old twin sons to Chinatown for the first time. While they weren’t too impressed by the restaurants or gift shops - one of my sons was intriged by the tub of tiny turtles an elderly Chinese woman was selling whilst sitting outside her gift shop. How much for the turtles we asked “3 dollar , turtle 3 dollar.” She also had an assortment of Siamese fighting fish. “How much for the fish” my son asked. “Fish 5 dollar.” My other son, not interested in buying anything, but just looking - noticed one of the fish was floating on his back. He’s dead, he tells me. Well tell the woman. He tells the woman, ” Um excuse me this fish is dead.” She replys dead fish 3 dollar.
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