Funniest From 6-03-2009

 

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Funniest From 6-03-2009
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Every time my eighty-eight-year-old Mom went to the doctor, she would hire a van service to take her there and then have them take her back home when she was finished with the appointment.
 

One late afternoon the van didn’t show up. Since the doctor had to close the office for the day, the receptionist suggested that Mom wait for the van in the pizza parlor downstairs. The receptionist took her there, bought her a soft drink and called the van to make sure they were coming.

 
My Mom waited and waited but the van never showed up. So she went up to the counter and asked if they deliver.
The guy behind the counter replied, “Of course we deliver, lady. We’re a pizza place, aren’t we?”
 
Great. my Mom said, “I want a pepperoni pizza and I want to go with it!

 

 

 

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