Funniest From 6-16-2009

 

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Funniest From 6-16-2009
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DON”T JUDGE A CARD BY IT’S COVER
 

One day, I was in the store waiting around to take the bus home after work. I thought I d look at the greeting cards as my mother s birthday was coming up soon. I’m legally blind and I didn’t happen to have my magnifier with me, so I picked out a lovely purple card with flowers on it from the section marked Mother , because my mom’s favorite color is purple, and she absolutely loves flowers for any reason , so how could I go wrong?

 

Later, I showed T the card I had picked out for my mom. I asked her if she could please read it to me. Well she looked down at the card, started to read it to herself, then glanced up at me and said with a concerned look on her face, “Did you want it to say, ‘I love you like a Black Poodle?’ ” Agitated, I tried to grab it out of her hands, in order to read it for myself. Silly me, it was then that I realized she was joking.

 

 

 

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