Funniest From 6-17-2009
Funniest From 6-17-2009
#1045
I started out on my usual 5 mile run. I turned onto a dirt trail and suddenly was on the ground, face down making a dirt angel. I tripped on a rock, and it happened so quickly that there was no time for me to react. I bounced up like nothing happened, and looked around to see if anyone was watching. A dozen or so runners from the university track team were out training, and had witnessed my experiment with gravity.
They stopped, and I asked me if I was okay. After they had passed, I was feeling a bit light-headed from jumping up so fast. I have a tendency to faint easily. I crouched down next to the fence nearby.
I must have passed out, cause the next thing I know, someone from the road was calling to me from their car, asking if I was all right. I said I was fine, and thank you for asking. As she waved and drove away, I glanced down at the ground. To my horror and relief, right next to where my face had planted when I passed out was a big pile of dog pooh! And therein lies proof of the existence of God: The fact that I was looking at it, instead of laying in it.
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