Funniest From 6-19-2009
Funniest From 6-19-2009
#1051
When I was approaching 50, I found myself suddenly divorced and facing life as a single woman again. My daughter and son-in-law were simultaneously deployed, leaving me as sole caregiver for my 2-year old grandson. One day, he was watching TV and I was out front watering my plants and chatting with my neighbors, all of whom were outside on this beautiful southern California day. Suddenly my front screen door swings open, shattering my serenity. My beloved grandson, Marcus, comes barreling out. He’s excited and beaming from ear to ear. Nothing unusual for a 2-year old, right?
But wait, what’s that in his hand? NO! He’s holding my bright red adult female “toy” (To him, it’s a “toy.”) Of course it was turned on and humming away, bright lights flashing. It seemed to take me forever to run those few steps to Marcus who was at the other side of the yard. But of course, before I can reach him, he thinks we’re playing a game and makes a break for it, running down the sidewalk, relentlessly yelling. Finally - after what seems like an eternity, I reached him! I grab it out of his tight-fisted, little hand and shove it under my shirt. (which is white, so anyone who is witnessing this horror can still see the bright, flashing lights.)
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