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Funniest From 6-25-2009
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While on a business trip to St. Petersburg, Russia I walked into a small department store. I noticed three very attractive, well dressed women meandering around the store. They stood out not only because of their good looks but because they had dark skin, maybe Armenians. A little later one of them bumped into me and I did not pay much attention to the incident because the store was somewhat crowded.
 

This was 1994 and the new Russia was still in deep trouble. One problem was toilet paper. You could not buy it and there was none in the men’s rooms of restaurants or other public places. I always took a roll with me from the U.S. on each of my visits to Russia. This was also a time when crime was rampant all over Russia.

 

As I walked out of the department store I noticed that the envelope of toilet paper, from my back pocket, was missing. Ahead of me were the three elegant ladies who turned around and glared at me. They were pickpockets and very disappointed in the loot they stole from me.

 

 

 

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