Funniest From 6-29-2009
Funniest From 6-29-2009
#1078
Carol and I are bartending. We have a friendly, rivalrous banter going on. It keeps us occupied, mentally, while working. I love Carol to death. Today, the beer cooler is broken. It annoys our guests, but they’re good-natured about it.
Guest: Can I get another warm beer?
Just then, Carol walks up from the back with beers for restocking. She hands him one as I laugh at his question.
Carol: There you go. Much fresher than anything she’ll give you.
Me: Right. Thanks, Carol.
The guest takes a sip and grins.
Guest: Colder, too.
Me: That’s because she chipped it out of her icy heart.
The guest chokes on his beer. Carol whirls around.
Carol: What?!
Me (innocently): Nothing!
Subscribe for Free! Why?
Have you voted today? Details here.
Share this winning funny story from 6-29-2009!
(Simply click the button below and choose from the many options.)
