Funniest From 7-07-2009
Funniest From 7-07-2009
#1102
I was in Malaysia and went golfing. As my caddie and I walked up the fairway, I noticed a group of monkeys over in the right rough. I thought, “How totally cool is THAT?!” I asked the caddie if they ever stole the golf balls. He said no. Now we can’t find my ball. I look over at the monkeys, sure enough one is staring at us with my ball in its mouth. I’m amused by it. But the caddie isn’t. He grabs my driver out of my bag and starts chasing the monkey with it! Swinging it at the poor thing and screaming! Finally he retrieves the ball from the poor traumatized little creature and I tell him I have plenty more golf balls -the little monkey could have kept it.
I play out the hole. In order to tee off on the next hole I had to walk back toward where the monkeys were. And they were all there - staring at me. They all start walking toward me; slowly. I’m telling them to keep their cool, no trouble here… They start screeching, showing their teeth and running at me! I let out a little school girl squeal (thank GOD none of my buddies were there, I’d never hear the end of it!) and start running the other way. I see the caddie up in the fairway, laughing. I wasn’t.
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