Funniest From 7-09-2009
Funniest From 7-09-2009
#1110
When I was 13 I was about to travel to Atlantic City but needed a bathing suit. I was a very fat kid and my old bathing suit didn’t fit me so my mother gave me money to buy a new one. I went to the local department store, picked out a bathing suit and took it to the cash register.
“Did you try it on?” the clerk asked.
“No,” I said, “I’m sure it will fit.”
“If it doesn’t fit, you can’t return it. I know your mother, she’ll be very angry with you and us, so go to that changing room and try it on.”
She pointed to a corner of the store that had a few doors. I walked over and stood for what seemed like hours in front of one door. Finally I burst through the door, kicked off my sneakers, dropped my pants and pulled the bathing suit up. But, it was too small and got stuck half way up my legs. I pulled one side then the other. I panicked; the sweat starting pouring down. I was so nervous that someone might come in and see me naked. Then I noticed I wasn’t in the changing room, but the window of the department store. I pulled the swim trunks on in two seconds.
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