Funniest from 7-23-2009
Funniest From 7-23-2009
#1137
When my son was 4 and my daughter was 2 on Friday mornings I would sleep in until 8a.m. I had them trained, when they got up at 6a.m., to get an apple to eat and turn on Sesame Street until mommy woke up. On this Friday morning as I wandered out of my bedroom and on my way to make coffee I heard my daughter in the bathroom on the toilet screaming across the house, “Mom do you have a vagina like me?”
In disbelief under my breath I said, “What?”
My son screams from the TV room, “She said do you…”
I quickly said to my son, “I heard what she said! Quiet.”
So I say to my daughter, “Yes.”
She then says, screaming once again across the house, “Mom we are so lucky!”
My son says, starting an argument, “Well I have a penis and we are lucky too!”
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing and I just kept walking to the kitchen to make my morning coffee.
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