Funniest from 8-03-2009
Funniest From 8-03-2009
#1166
As a wet-behind-the-ears college freshman, I took a job with a University Foundation to work their telethon. The University provided me with a script with answers to common questions. About my third night, I placed a call to Mr. Smith. A woman answered the phone. I identified myself and asked for Mr. Smith. She told me he wasn’t there.
I asked for a good time to call back. She told me he moved, then proceeded to give me his new address. I diligently repeated the address back and she told me it was a cemetery. (I swear I heard crickets chirping as I frantically flipped through my script for a reasonable response, but “cemetery” was nowhere on the page.)
She said, rather bluntly, “My husband’s dead.” I stuttered, “I’m s-s-s-so sorry.” Her voice instantly brightened and she said, “Oh, no, honey! That’s a good thing! Now I can read in bed!”
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