Funniest from 8-04-2009
Funniest From 8-04-2009
#1169
My friend Anthony thought he’d do better in an interview if he went out drinking the night before; even though he hadn’t landed a job yet. Anthony woke up late for his interview.
After sitting with the interviewer, the mixture of beer, tequila and White Castle started to affect Anthony’s stomach. The urge to pass gas became uncontrollable, so he deployed a test fart. Being quiet, it passed the first test. A few deep breaths later, Anthony was happy that there was no smell. Fart, talk, talk, fart.
Interviewer: Do you need a coffee break or need to use the restroom?
Anthony: Nope. I’m fine.
Interviewer: Are you sure? We’ve got plenty of time if you need to take a break.
Anthony: No, no. I’m good.
Interviewer: O.K.
And then the interviewer reached down and opened up a drawer in his desk. He pulled out a can of air freshener and completely saturated the air with it. Satisfied that the smell was covered, he put the can back and went on with the interview. Anthony walked out humiliated. To this day, his wife still doesn’t know the reason why he didn’t take that job.
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