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#1229
Interviewing a very pretty young woman for a sales job late in the day, my boss, the HR vice president, came to the conclusion that she was probably the best fit for the job, but he had another appointment.
Worried that she would take his offer the wrong way, he went ahead and asked if they could continue talking over dinner.
The young woman quickly and firmly replied, “Sorry, but I have class.”
To which the VP immediately blurted out, “Oh, I’m sorry if I offended you! I’m really not suggesting anything shady! I can tell that you’re very classy!”
Smiling, she replied, “No…I mean I have a statistics class.”
Red-faced and perplexed, all my boss could muster was “Ohhhh, you have class.”
#1230
Me, as interviewer:”If you were able to complete all your tasks assigned to you for the day, what would you do with the time left? ”
Applicant: “Most likely, take a nap.”
Me:”WHAT? That’s hardly appropriate.”
Applicant, disturbed:”Why not? Why would you care what I do in my free time?”
Me:”It’s not free if we’re paying you for it!”
Applicant:”Why would you pay me to take a nap?”
Me: “That’s what I’m saying! Why?”
Applicant:”What else would I do? I’d be home, and bored!”
Me:”What are you talking about?”
Applicant:”If you sent me home because there was no work left, I would probably take a nap.”
Me:”I think you misunderstood the question.”
#1231
I am the Contest Queen. My purpose is to teach others how to have more fun, excitement, and even prizes, in their everyday lives. My number one tip is to READ THE RULES!
One day I got a call from our local paper and I had won 2 Silver Weekend Passes to the Steeleback Grand Prix! However, to win the Grand Prize - lunch with Bret “The Hitman” Hart - I would have to sumo-wrestle the other three winners. WHAT?!
Apparently, I had skimmed the rules. I had not followed my own advice. So I sucked it up, and went. Two of the four winners chickened out so it was me versus a fairly big guy.
It was the best of three. I got squashed, two times. So sad. I did get Bret’s autograph and a memory that will last a life time.
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