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From applications:
Name: YES
 

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
“That’s open for discussion.”
“Depends on your definition of “felony”.
“Yes, but I wasn’t too happy about it.

 

When would you be available to start work? “As soon as I’m hired.”

 

Have you ever gone by another legal name? “Vice Grips”

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When I was 10 my mom and I were driving into town when she reminded herself out loud that she was going to rent the Rug Doctor (a carpet cleaning machine). Being an only, spoiled child, I whined, “But mom, you said I could pick out the next movie.” She still tells that story to this day, 16 years later.
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Years ago I spent a summer interning in Washington DC for a think tank, far from my native California. One night a bunch of us interns, who were from all over the U.S., went out to dinner.
 

I just about fell off my chair laughing to hear a guy from the Midwest say, “I’d like the quesadilla” - only he pronounced it “Kwessah dill-ah”.

 

So every once in a while when we eat out, I’ll pronounce it this way just for fun. It cracks me up to see the look on the server’s face at a Mexican restaurant when I do it.

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