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#1187
A police officer friend of mine, “Paul” and I were talking about being pulled over. I mentioned I’d never been pulled over. He asked what I drove, and said that the next time he saw me around town, he’d be sure to pull me over.
A couple weeks later, I was at a stoplight in town, and a police car at the other side of the intersection flashed his “brights” at me. This is the way Paul always said “Hello” when he was driving around, so I flashed my brights back at him. He flashed again, I flashed again.
The light turned green, so I drove through the intersection, and turned my head to waive as I passed Paul’s car. Paul was not in the car. It was not Paul’s car. A very different officer was scowling at me.
I watched in my rear-view mirror as he made a U-turn, came up behind me, and turned on his spiraling red and blue lights, indicating that I was being pulled over. I veered towards the nearest curb.
20-years old, pulled over for the first time (and for “flashing” an officer), my fingers were trembling as I took out my license and insurance, I was frantically preparing an explanation in my head as he exited his cruiser, and walked up to my car. As I rolled down my window he said, “Turn your lights on!!”
“Oh!” I exclaimed.
“DUH!” He said, as he walked back to his car, got in…and drove away.
#1188
My wife and I were driving on Alligator Alley across Fl. Ms Heavyfoot got stopped. The officer was very happy to speak with New Yorkers being one himself in South Florida and missing the New York accent. I chatted him up about a recent VW TV ad about how their cars “got away” from the driver.
The cop walked over to my wife and said “You know what a ‘time out’ is? He’s driving.” pointing to me. No ticket.
#1189
I had just pulled onto the highway and all of a sudden I had an incredible itch in my inner right thigh; probably a heat rash or something. I started scratching it and of course this caused me to press the accelerator a little harder than usual.
I didn’t notice my extreme rate of acceleration due to being distracted. I immediately got pulled over. I told the cop what happened and he said “Wow, in all my years I’ve never heard that excuse. You have a nice day now.” I got off on originality.
#1190
I am a busy mother of four and business owner. Busy! Anyway, I am always on the go and living out of the car because of the kids activities, sports, and play-dates. Whenever I get pulled over, I tell the kids to act up and start yelling and I tell the younger ones to act extra naughty when the policeman comes over to the car.
When the policeman comes to my window, I explain that I got a “little distracted because my kids are being extra bad right now.” I’ve ALWAYS gotten away without a ticket. The trick is to have the kids in the car!
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